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2/17/2010
Link: http://googlinggod.com/2010/02/17/pets_and_the_rapture/
Googling God
In Case of Rapture, Feed My Dog
Shannon Shark over at the Mets Police (which is an excellent sports blog BTW) points us to this hysterical post. Eternal Earthbound Pets is a site that says that atheists will care for your pet in the event of the rapture.
But how do you know that the atheist will stay an atheist? That and other questions are answered here:
Q: How do you ensure your representatives won’t be Raptured.
A: Actually, we don’t ensure it, they do. Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God / Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with
Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation.
To View This Article In Its Entirety, Go To The Above Link.
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